This made me laugh:
Rae my sister who is recently married was cutting some cheese and managed to cut her finger. Chris her new husband panicked and was like "Rae, I don't know what to do in this situation..tell me what to do."(she is the medical one). So she said "get a j-cloth". So he got one and said "now what?". So Rae said "dampen it". Chris, still panicking missheard her and thought she said "stamp on it" which does sound a bit like 'dampen it'. He thought this was a bit strange but then, she's the medical one so he dropped the j-cloth to the floor and started stamping on it. Rae was like "Chris what are you doing?". He answered "well you told me to stamp on it". That is way classic and it makes me laugh a lot. I like it a lot.
Off to France tomorrow. Love valx